Dogs Make Me Feel Less Murdery Hats

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🐾 Description

For the dog lovers who use humor to survive the world — meet your new favorite hat. The “Dogs Make Me Feel Less Murdery” hat says what we’re all thinking (but your dog already knows). Equal parts sarcastic and stylish, it’s the perfect accessory for dog walks, coffee runs, or days when you’d rather avoid people altogether.

Made from durable cotton twill with an adjustable strap, this comfy, relaxed-fit hat keeps you cool while letting your personality shine. The simple embroidered design makes it easy to pair with any outfit, and the message guarantees smiles (or nervous laughs) everywhere you go.

Whether you’re buying it for yourself or gifting a fellow sarcastic dog lover, this funny dog mom and dad hat is proof that dogs make everything — and everyone — a little easier to deal with.

📏 Sizing Chart & Materials

🧵 Materials & Care Guide

👕 T-Shirts

Material:
- Solid Colors: 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heather Colors: 65% polyester / 35% cotton
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
Fabric Weight: 4.5 oz/yd²
Feel: Lightweight, soft, breathable

🧥 Hoodies

Material: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
Fabric Weight: 8.0 oz/yd²
Feel: Cozy fleece interior, soft & warm without being bulky

🧥 Sweatshirts

Material: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
Fabric Weight: 8.0 oz/yd²
Feel: Midweight, smooth exterior with plush fleece lining

🧼 Care Instructions (All Garments)

To keep your print fresh and fabric soft:

Machine wash cold, inside-out
Use mild detergent
Tumble dry low or hang dry
Avoid ironing directly on the design
Do not bleach

Soft enough to nap in. Strong enough for the dog park. 🐾

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❓ Our FAQs

🐶 FAQ — The Tail-Wagging Truth

Welcome to the Fetch You Later FAQ! Below you'll find answers to all the common questions about our products, shipping, returns, and our famous 110% Tail-Wagging Guarantee.

📦 Shipping & Delivery

Where do you ship from?
All orders are proudly printed and shipped from the USA.

How long does shipping take?
Most orders ship out within 2–5 business days. Standard delivery takes 3–7 business days once shipped.

Do you ship internationally?
Not yet — but we’re working on expanding our pack globally!

Will I get tracking info?
Yes! As soon as your order ships, you’ll receive an email with tracking info so you can follow your gear all the way to your doorstep.

🧥 Products & Sizing

What kind of shirts do you use?
We use soft, durable apparel from trusted brands like Gildan and Comfort Colors. Each product listing includes material details.

How do I know what size to order?
All our items are true to size unless otherwise noted. We recommend checking the sizing chart on each product page. Want a relaxed or oversized fit? Size up!

Do you offer plus sizes?
Yes! We’re proud to offer a wide range of sizes. If you don’t see your size available, reach out — we’ll do our best to add it to the pack.

🧼 Care Instructions

How should I care for my new favorite shirt or hoodie?
To keep your print looking fresh:

Machine wash cold, inside-out
Use mild detergent
Tumble dry low or hang dry
Avoid ironing directly on the design
Do not bleach

💯 Our 110% Tail-Wagging Guarantee

What is your return policy?
We offer a 110% Tail-Wagging Guarantee on all purchases. If you or your dog aren’t 100% thrilled with your order within 90 days of delivery, we’ll refund your full purchase — plus 10% extra — no returns required.

Do I need to send the item back?
Nope. We ask that you donate the item to a local animal shelter or someone who would love it. It’s a win-win.

How do I request a refund?
Email us at support@fetchyoulater.com with your order number and reason, and we’ll take care of it faster than your dog runs to the treat jar.

💌 Order Questions

Can I make changes to my order after I place it?
We process orders quickly, but if you contact us within 2 hours of placing your order, we’ll do our best to help.

What if my item arrives damaged or incorrect?
We’ve got you! Snap a photo and email us at support@fetchyoulater.com within 7 days of delivery. We’ll make it right.

🎁 Gifting & Promos

Can I send this as a gift?
Absolutely! Just enter the recipient’s address at checkout. (Gift receipts not included by default.)

Do you offer discount codes?
Yes! Sign up for our email list and follow us on social media to fetch special promos, early access to new designs, and exclusive discounts.

🐾 Still Have Questions?

We’re here to help — and we actually read our emails.
Reach us at support@fetchyoulater.com and someone from our small (but mighty) dog-loving team will get back to you ASAP.

❤️ Thanks for being part of the pack.
At Fetch You Later, we’re more than a brand — we’re a community of obsessed dog people who believe in comfy clothes, wagging tails, and loving loud.

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